(づ￣ ³￣)づ Ur Mom

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Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.

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reixben:

I read this in the voice he did. Hahahaha.

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the-secondstartothe-right:

disneywise:

ladycherokee:

cakeismybrain:

Avengers + science jokes = automatic win.

Such a win! This is awesome.

My inner sciencegeek is happy.

just made my life. that is all.

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soselfimportant:

my 12 year old stepson just handed me a literal wad of cash and said “buy yourself somethin nice”

it is like 400 dollars

where did he get it

what is

what

what

what

what

w h a t

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mybestfriendsalesbian:

THOSE ARE MY MAN-NIPS, JAKE.
HANDS OFF, BRO.

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